More questions before 8 am than most people ask all day

It is 8:01 and already we have:

• learned to ball a cantaloupe
• discussed Michael Pollen and what constitutes "Real Food"
• read a riddle and created our own variation
• asked and answered "what is irony"
• defined "garcon" and in what context it is used
• performed a scientific experiment - yes a cantaloupe rind will hold water without leaking

I would like to conclude by wishing their teachers good luck today.